Hallo! I’m Jean/JD, nice to meet ya~ I’m some spooky dweeb from Texas who watches too many cartoons and wears too much black and is way too aggressive at board games. I have a degree in business and a degree in mortuary science! I’m now a communist who dislikes the burial industry! Hooray! So instead I sell people coffee and I’m planning a bunch of novellas and short stories about spookums that I really need to break my writers’ block and put on paper. I enjoy wearing tiny shorts and hiking in the wee hours of the morning because it’s too dang hot around here to do it at a decent time of day. I also like to try to look for monsters while I do it, but mostly I just find cute snakes and birds. They are equally nice, though I fear being bitten by a snake a little more than being bitten by a chupacabra. I’m a little witchy beernerd too. Ægir would be proud of me.