You have been summoned to join the ORDER OF OBSCURIA (the secretive “OoO”) — an elusive and arcane circle within STEAM CROW and the MONSTER RANGERS. As an initiated member, you will receive concealed Spirit Badges, cryptic Ranger Patches, and unexpected relics conjured from the shadows of Obscuria itself.
Each delivery includes an official certificate and write-up, chronicling a strange tale or hidden piece of Monster Rangers Fauxlore tied to that month’s rewards.
Packages (for Badge-tier and above) ship the following month after billing. (Example: sign up in January, receive your first shipment in February.)
ooo Badge of the month
$25.00 PER MONTH
- 15% Store Discount
- Initiation Package
- Secret Store Access
- Monthly Exclusive Badge
JOIN
ooo mystery of the month
$75.00 PER MONTH
- 20% Store Discount
- Initiation Package
- Secret Store Access
- Monthly Exclusive Badge
- Secret Mystery Item
JOIN
ooo advisory board
$200.00 PER MONTH
- 30% Store Discount
- Initiation Package
- Secret Store Access
- Monthly Exclusive Badge
- Secret Mystery Item
- Free Prime Camp
- Advisory Feedback
- Annual Original Artwork
- Limited to 10 Members
JOIN
Your pledge seals your place among the ranks of the Monster Rangers — officially binding you as a Member of the elusive Order.
Your support fuels Central Command (Daniel, Dawna, and Oni), keeping the lanterns lit and the missions alive. Words fall short... but we’ll keep whispering them anyway: THANK YOU, Ranger!
CAW!
Frequently Asked Questions
Here are some common questions about the Order of Obscuria.
It's our Membership to the Monster Rangers, but with physical rewards... from an annual Membership Patch to Monthly goodies like exclusive Spirit Badges and Mysteries of the Month... to original artwork.
Well, sure… some tiers are costly — but they’re not meant to be ordinary.
When you pledge to the Order of Obscuria, you’re supporting more than a patch or a parcel. You’re fueling the design, crafting, and careful packing of every Spirit Badge and mysterious creation that leaves Central Command.
Take the Badge of the Month level, for instance: nearly eight dollars of your pledge vanishes into postage alone. Add the time spent designing, printing, trimming, writing, sorting, wrapping, labeling, packing, mailing and whispering each badge into existence… it all adds up fast.
We haven’t really raised our prices since 2017, even as materials, shipping, and printing have climbed steeply. Your support keeps the Monster Rangers and Central Command alive — and we’re grateful for every ounce of it.
Here’s the thing: we aren’t those kinds of people.
We face our fellow Monster Rangers in person at camps, conventions, and secret gatherings — so we can’t (and won’t) play shady games with your membership. You can log in, adjust, or cancel your Order of Obscuria pledge anytime you like. No tricks. No hidden levers. Just good monsters doing honest day's work.
There isn’t one.
When you sign-up, Daniel has to “turn it on” for your account. After that, when you log-in, you’ll automagically see your new discounted prices for everything in the store.
If you feel like we missed you, contact us and Daniel will get it hooked up quick.
gallery of some past rewards
Here is a gallery of some of our past exclusive Spirit Badges and Mysteries of the Month.
Feel free to click any image to see a larger version. Photos kindly provided by Timmy Shoes Photography.
