| Bio |
I am a professional, board certified rocket surgeon and brain scienctician, having attended only the finest online universities and chat rooms.
Freelance mad engineer.
Part-time damn fool.
Occasional genius.
Fount of useless information.
Opinionated bastard.
Purveyor of violent exothermic reactions.
Facilitator of accidents.
Arbiter of realities.
Agent of Karma.
Maker of a mean banana daiquiri.
(also available for children’s parties and dead animal removal)
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| Favorite Monster |
The large lumbering kind usually made in less than reputable laboratories., Owlbears
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